Life. Is a sentence, therein, weave your story toward freedom.

What I've learned from sketch is you can get it as perfect as you want, and it's never going to be perfect.

I'd like to do a show that's not a sitcom.

If I were a dad, I'd have my kids watch 'I Love Lucy' and 'The Honeymooners.'

I think people are purists about what sketch comedy should be, and I think sometimes having too much fun can be a little annoying to some people.

Work on your craft, whatever your medium. Determination is your illusion headway toward reality.

As a writer: Aim toward becoming keen through a looking glass limn perspective on evoking pleasure of the senses with STRONG VERBS.

It is easy to find the problem. Knowing the difference between critique and criticism is the solution. Condition your rawhide for growth. (Either way).

Go ahead and be ordinary. Eccentricity is extraordinary.

If I were to complain about complainers. Am I a culprit comparable conveyor? Let go of the anger. It’s crimping my colossal contentment.

Do you suffer fromcallous-narrow-minded biases?I’m humanely secondhand embarrassed for you.

Missing this interview? It's not the end of the world. It is the beginning.

...escaping Neph's magic was impossible. He could sooner tear stars form the heavens.

In the age of globalization pooled sovereignty means more power, not less.

Every provisional political set-up following a revolution requires a dictatorship, and an energetic dictatorship at that.

In show business, it takes 10 years to create an overnight success. You've heard that, right? But what you don't hear is that that's the exact same amount of time it takes to create a bitter failure.

There ain't no grammatical errors in a non-literate society.

Feed the birds in winter; in return, they will feed your soul with the look of gratitude!

The biggest obstacle that you can have is all inside your head, so I try every day to be optimistic and keep dreaming about great things!

How could these people in the public eye not be afraid of me, but my whole town was?

I would never kill somebody, unless they pissed me off.