If I were a dad, I'd have my kids watch 'I Love Lucy' and 'The Honeymooners.'

What I've learned from sketch is you can get it as perfect as you want, and it's never going to be perfect.

I'd like to do a show that's not a sitcom.

I think people are purists about what sketch comedy should be, and I think sometimes having too much fun can be a little annoying to some people.

Look yourself... staring into the monitor... and your time is going to be lost like that...First secondsSecond minutesThird hours

Do it again.Play it again. Sing it again. Read it again. Write it again. Sketch it again. Rehearse it again. Run it again. Try it

Selective listening is more poisonous than the snake bite.Either you listen or you don't listen. Choice is yours!!!

A good government remains the greatest of human blessings and no nation has ever enjoyed it.

Half Man, Half Sit-Out-The-Season.

I wanted to give people an experience. I wanted them to get their money's worth.

Regardless of what we say, it's what we do that reveals what we as a church or individual actually believe about God and His will for us.

There is no good side to celebrity.

Maybe it was true, and being a girl could be about interest rates and skinny jeans, riding bikes and wearing pink. Not about any one thing, but everything.

Man, you're no smarter than me. You're just a fancier kind of stupid.