Do you suffer fromcallous-narrow-minded biases?I’m humanely secondhand embarrassed for you.

What I've learned from sketch is you can get it as perfect as you want, and it's never going to be perfect.

I'd like to do a show that's not a sitcom.

If I were a dad, I'd have my kids watch 'I Love Lucy' and 'The Honeymooners.'

I think people are purists about what sketch comedy should be, and I think sometimes having too much fun can be a little annoying to some people.

Work on your craft, whatever your medium. Determination is your illusion headway toward reality.

As a writer: Aim toward becoming keen through a looking glass limn perspective on evoking pleasure of the senses with STRONG VERBS.

It is easy to find the problem. Knowing the difference between critique and criticism is the solution. Condition your rawhide for growth. (Either way).

Go ahead and be ordinary. Eccentricity is extraordinary.

If I were to complain about complainers. Am I a culprit comparable conveyor? Let go of the anger. It’s crimping my colossal contentment.

There's no point in knowing without enlightenment, yet edified insights arouse movement.

Boundaries protect the things that are of value to you. They keep you in alignment with what you have decided you want in life. That means the key to good boundaries is knowing what you want.

It is better to be than belong.

My mom always taught me - you know, little boys listen to their moms too much - that whatever you put into something is what you're going to get out of it.

No destiny attacks us from outside. But, within him, man bears his fate and there comes a moment when he knows himself vulnerable; and then, as in a vertigo, blunder upon blunder lures him.

Life was life. It happened. You never knew what was going to come at you. Or how you could defend yourself.

Replace what you don't know about the future with what you do know about God!

A lot of people don't want to put that work in they just want to be famous.

And just dance a little.

Two sorts of writers possess genius: those who think, and those who cause others to think.

Strategy is figuring out what not to do.