I think people are purists about what sketch comedy should be, and I think sometimes having too much fun can be a little annoying to some people.

What I've learned from sketch is you can get it as perfect as you want, and it's never going to be perfect.

I'd like to do a show that's not a sitcom.

If I were a dad, I'd have my kids watch 'I Love Lucy' and 'The Honeymooners.'

When you don't know a thing, learn. When you know the truth, teach.

Every decision you make is a mistake.

People who do not see their choices do not believe they have choices.

I'll start drinking tea over coffee when the big hand is on Never and the little hand is on Ain't Gonna Happen.

I hate it when there's a good movie, someone overhypes it and I'm disappointed that I don't like it more.

At my age, I regard each funeral I attend as a personal triumph, because I was not the guest of honor.

See yourself confronting your fears in your mind's eye and handling those fears like a champ.

As long as the mind is enslaved, the body can never be free.

If I don't know how to swim and two weeks later I know how to swim, I know how to swim.

Bicycles are the new rollerblades, talentless is the new talented, and I'm in hog heaven.