Liberals tell amazing lies about guns and everything else.

Four years of Jimmy Carter gave us two titanic Reagan landslides, peace and prosperity for eight blessed years - and even a third term for his feckless vice president, George H.W. Bush.

I'm getting a little fed up with hearing about, oh, civilian casualties. I think we ought to nuke North Korea right now just to give the rest of the world a warning.

Usually the nonsense liberals spout is kind of cute, but in wartime their instinctive idiocy is life-threatening.

I highly approve of Romney's decision to be kind and gentle to the retard.

We need somebody to put rat poisoning in Justice Stevens' creme brulee. That's just a joke, for you in the media.

Any growing interest in soccer can only be a sign of the nation's moral decay.

I might be in favor of national healthcare if it required all Democrats to get their heads examined.

In the druidical religion of liberalism, not separating your recyclables is a sin, but abortion is just a medical procedure.

There is no surer proof of Christ's divinity than that he is still so hated some two thousand years after his death.

Liberals want the family destroyed, they want religion destroned, because then you have loyalty directly to the state.

We need to teach the next generation of children from day one that they are responsible for their lives.

Some people are so methodical that that is all they are or ever will be.

The first 90 minutes of the match are the most important.

All kids love to get dirty, but if I wandered into the garage, my father would say: 'Son, you're not going to have filthy hands like mine. You're going into show business.'

Burning fat efficiently boils down to one thing - building more muscle!

The future doesn't exist. It hasn't happened yet. The past doesn't exist. It has already happened.

I store away my experiences and don't feel really happy until I've found a way to write about them.

When you have people who get angry quickly, you have to learn the rules to avoid being in that situation.

Bed is the perfect climate.

If God continues to give me health and a sane mind and verbal ability, I want to teach.