Liberalism is the right to question without being called a heretic. That's what America did for the world.

There's only two people in your life you should lie to... the police and your girlfriend.

People who speak in metaphors should shampoo my crotch.

My whole career strategy has been to build a base so that I could take the roles I want to play. I'd hate to think that a shorter part might not be available because I was worried about my billing.

I'm Irish. I think about death all the time.

Beer, it's the best damn drink in the world.

With my sunglasses on, I'm Jack Nicholson. Without them, I'm fat and 60.

The minute that you're not learning I believe you're dead.

Human beings are always going to find interesting ways of making a mess of their lives. It's human nature.

I don't think many people have a very good understanding of leisure and the importance it plays in our lives.

Men dominate because of physicality, and thus they have mercy where women do not.

A wise man's sorrow is better than a fool's happiness.

I wish I believed him. He's looking at me like he can see where I begin.

The best business models become role models for others.

If you put the ball in the right place, you don't have to throw hard.

We need to never consider ourselves as having 'arrived'; always trying to learn how we can change to be more like Christ

Retirement: a time to become much more than you have ever been.

I swear and it comes off a little angry, no matter how funny I'm trying to do it. If I use certain words with a certain intensity, it's like 'Whoa whoa whoa, buddy buddy!'

What we are doing here is only the image of what we would like to do.

I shall be an Attila to Venice.

I was a dreamer. When I was on stage I didn't have to think about whether I could pay the rent. I was just having a great time.