Let's take the work seriously, and not ourselves seriously.

I have a very strict gun control policy: if there's a gun around, I want to be in control of it.

One day we will look back and realize that the Barack Obama Presidency was the biggest fraud ever perpetrated on the American people.

They say marriages are made in Heaven. But so is thunder and lightning.

Respect your efforts, respect yourself. Self-respect leads to self-discipline. When you have both firmly under your belt, that's real power.

Participating in a gun buy-back program because you think that criminals have too many guns is like having yourself castrated because you think your neighbors have too many kids.

A lot of people are realizing they had the wool pulled over their eyes by Obama.

Crimes against children are the most heinous crime. That, for me, would be a reason for capital punishment because children are innocent and need the guidance of an adult society.

Improvise, Adapt and Overcome!

We are like boxers, one never knows how much longer one has

If you want a guarantee, buy a toaster.

The cross was designed to defeat Satan, who by deception had obtained squatters’ rights to the title of the earth.

If I do continue to have the opportunity to work in Iran, that's very much what I'd prefer to do.

To what shall I liken the world? Moonlight, reflected In dewdrops, Shaken from a crane's bill.

I have no idea what I'm going to say when I stand up to give a toast. But I do know that anything I say I find funny.

Theories crumble, but good observations never fade.

Take a moment each day to focus on the good, and then try to carry that with you throughout the day, because while bangs don't look good on everyone, confidence does.

For the majority of us, the past is a regret, the future an experiment

Anyone can make anyone else look bad if they really want to pull things apart enough.

Better to start up a thousand wrong roads than to spend your life going nowhere because you know the way.

That's the whole story of my life: frustration. It's a chronic disease, and it's incurable.