If you want a guarantee, buy a toaster.

I have a very strict gun control policy: if there's a gun around, I want to be in control of it.

One day we will look back and realize that the Barack Obama Presidency was the biggest fraud ever perpetrated on the American people.

They say marriages are made in Heaven. But so is thunder and lightning.

Respect your efforts, respect yourself. Self-respect leads to self-discipline. When you have both firmly under your belt, that's real power.

Participating in a gun buy-back program because you think that criminals have too many guns is like having yourself castrated because you think your neighbors have too many kids.

A lot of people are realizing they had the wool pulled over their eyes by Obama.

Crimes against children are the most heinous crime. That, for me, would be a reason for capital punishment because children are innocent and need the guidance of an adult society.

Improvise, Adapt and Overcome!

We are like boxers, one never knows how much longer one has

You see, in this world, there's two kinds of people, my friend - those with loaded guns, and those who dig. You dig.

A mystic is a man who separates heaven and earth even if he enjoys them both.

You don't have to do something every day that scares you. There's no fun in being terrified. Do one thing every day that makes you happy.

I see dead Presidents. Lincoln, Jefferson, Franklin, and Washington.

Like the actor, authority has faith in its false whiskers. But its deepest faith is in the human illusion. People will hang on to illusion as eagerly as life itself.

My childhood was not an episode from Downton Abbey

Modest. When they meet me, they think I'm going to be outgoing, but I like things low-key. I don't like people to think I'm bragging.

Take what's useful, leave out what's useless, and add a bit of yourself!

Maybe, if we just accepted our deaths, we might finally start to live.

No one can do everything, but everyone can do something, and together we can change the world.

You’d best ask the lady boffin, sir,” Newkirk said. “Midshipmen aren’t allowed to have opinions.