Keep a secret, it's your slave. Tell it, and it's your master.

The wishbone will never replace the backbone.

To do what others cannot do is talent. To do what talent cannot do is genius.

Most men have professions, yet few act like professionals.

There's life and death in every email.

The right to freedom of association is fine, but why shouldn't the cops be allowed to mine your social network to figure out if you're hanging out with gangbangers and terrorists?

You can't study comedy; it's within you. It's a personality. My humor is an attitude.

Happiness comes not from having more, not from having less, but from wanting what you have.

Let's be honest - Bill Murray was onto something when he laughed at Andie MacDowell's degree in 19th century French poetry in 'Groundhog Day'.

It's the duty of all novelists, all painters, all musicians, all people who try to make art move: to look for something they feel authentically, without paying attention to styles.

And he did see--that life was rotten, that there were no heroes, really, and that you couldn't trust anybody, not even yourself.

I don’t think there’s ever what could be called a "chilled state" in my head.

I live in a house with four women. Just shut up and say, Yes ma'am.