Joan Rivers, who said to Marcel Marceau, Can we talk? Never got a dinner!

There is only one goal. That's to keep working and keep flossing.

When people ask me if Dean Martin drank, let me put it this way. If Dracula bit Dean in the neck, he'd get a Bloody Mary.

Moses, who said to the children of Israel, Wear your galoshes; I never did this trick before. Never got a dinner!

Donald Trump's mother, who said, Donnie! Stop playing Monopoly and get in that barber's chair! Never got a dinner!

Amelia Earhart, who said, Stop looking for me; see if you can find my luggage! Never got a dinner!

Aladdin, who said to his wife, I know it's not a lamp, keep rubbing! Never got a dinner!

George W. Bush, who said to Pope John Paul II, Give us a visit, and bring the missus. Never got a dinner!

King Solomon, who said to his thousand wives, Who doesn't have a headache tonight? Never got a dinner!

Orville Wright said to his brother, "Wilbur, you were only in the air for 12 seconds. How could my luggage be in Cleveland?"

Jack the Ripper's mother, who said to Jack, How come I never see you with the same girl twice? Never got a dinner!

The reason I sketch your pic at times because in your smile I see something more beautiful than the stars.

Employing your imagination is the first step to the fulfillment of any dream.

Emotion... a weird sense of human....strong handling make us numb....loose handling make us dumb...

The overall experience Skype provided was superior to other folks because of the underlying architecture and the ability to provide a superior experience.

If old age means a crown of thorns, the trick is to wear it jauntily.

Legalizing abortion to get government out of the bedroom is like legalizing cannibalism to get government out of the kitchen.

Reconciliation is the fastest way to change your life.

My life failed on the very day I was born.

We were almost getting used to playing without fans in the Champions League. Jokes aside though, I think help from our fans will be indispensable for such a big match.

Only those you trust can betray you" ~ Nathan