Orville Wright said to his brother, "Wilbur, you were only in the air for 12 seconds. How could my luggage be in Cleveland?"

There is only one goal. That's to keep working and keep flossing.

When people ask me if Dean Martin drank, let me put it this way. If Dracula bit Dean in the neck, he'd get a Bloody Mary.

Moses, who said to the children of Israel, Wear your galoshes; I never did this trick before. Never got a dinner!

Donald Trump's mother, who said, Donnie! Stop playing Monopoly and get in that barber's chair! Never got a dinner!

Amelia Earhart, who said, Stop looking for me; see if you can find my luggage! Never got a dinner!

Aladdin, who said to his wife, I know it's not a lamp, keep rubbing! Never got a dinner!

George W. Bush, who said to Pope John Paul II, Give us a visit, and bring the missus. Never got a dinner!

King Solomon, who said to his thousand wives, Who doesn't have a headache tonight? Never got a dinner!

Jack the Ripper's mother, who said to Jack, How come I never see you with the same girl twice? Never got a dinner!

Goliath's mother, who said to Goliath, Stop running around with David! You're always coming home stoned! Never got a dinner!

Broken people are so beautiful. They have to put themselves back together every day.

There is a cliche that men want their women to be ladies in public and hookers behind closed doors. I want my woman to be the sharper image robot so that she can be turned off.

The United States and Mexico are trapped - economically, culturally, politically and because of drug crime - in the same continent.

If you control your distribution, you control your image.

I am sensual and very physical. I'm very erotic. But my sexuality exists on a sort of a fantasy level.

You spend your time like you spend money. You can waste it or invest it.

Being creative isn't confined to a specific set of professions -- everyone can and should be innovative.

I love playing characters that are bigger than life and maybe have a darker side that they present to the world. Those are good characters.

Difficulties will assail you only when you lack in concentration and persistence.