Jesus is just a word I use to swear with.

I often sit back and think, I wish I'd done that, and find out later that I already have.

Ghosts, like ladies, never speak till spoke to.

I formed a new group called Alcoholics-Unanimous. If you don't feel like a drink, you ring another member and he comes over to persuade you.

I swim in a pool of my own neurosis. I carry love, grief deeply, like an Irishman.

I don't drink because I have problems or I want to escape. I just love drinking and being drunk.

LOL has turned into something you type when you have nothing better to add into a conversation.

When a man sees his end, he wants to know there was some purpose to his life.

I turned Hamlet down because it was going to take up too much of my drinking time.

There was a dream that was Rome. You could only whisper it. Anything more than a whisper and it would vanish, it was so fragile.

Probably the most distinctive characteristic of the successful politician is selective cowardice.

The practice of love offers no place of safety. We risk loss, hurt, pain. We risk being acted upon by forces outside our control.

In the cherry blossom's shadethere's no such thingas a stranger.

I have so many runner-up cups that I am thinking of starting my own tea shop.

I started out Ice skating with Holiday On Ice and just got offered the part of R2 by chance.

Worry is an unhealthy and destructive mental habit.

Food of Acheron. (Grave.) [Lat., Pabulum Acheruntis.]

All art began as sacred art, you know? I mean, all painting began as religious painting. All writing began as religious writing.

It's a lot of bling to play with. You got to have the bling.

I love seeing young people take a stance and not be afraid to say how they feel, and protest when they feel things are wrong or unjust.