Richard Harris Quotes

I often sit back and think, I wish I'd done that, and find out later that I already have.

Ghosts, like ladies, never speak till spoke to.

I formed a new group called Alcoholics-Unanimous. If you don't feel like a drink, you ring another member and he comes over to persuade you.

I swim in a pool of my own neurosis. I carry love, grief deeply, like an Irishman.

I don't drink because I have problems or I want to escape. I just love drinking and being drunk.

LOL has turned into something you type when you have nothing better to add into a conversation.

When a man sees his end, he wants to know there was some purpose to his life.

I turned Hamlet down because it was going to take up too much of my drinking time.

There was a dream that was Rome. You could only whisper it. Anything more than a whisper and it would vanish, it was so fragile.

Probably the most distinctive characteristic of the successful politician is selective cowardice.

Knight without fear and without reproach.

Jesus is just a word I use to swear with.

Many kids turn to selling drugs. It's not a good career choice, but they see it as a way to get money.

Someone left the cake out in the rain. I don't think that I can take it, cause it took so long to bake it, and I'll never have that recipe again. Oh, no.

The reality was that Warner wasn't there. If there were two people or 20 people identifying him, they were wrong.

Thrice happy's the wooing that's not long adoing. So much time is saved in the billing and cooing.

I was between A man and a boy, A hobble-de-hoy, A fat, little, punchy concern of sixteen.

If you're an economist and you're asked to predict what something is going to be like 50 years from now? It's going to be guesswork.