I turned Hamlet down because it was going to take up too much of my drinking time.

I often sit back and think, I wish I'd done that, and find out later that I already have.

Ghosts, like ladies, never speak till spoke to.

I formed a new group called Alcoholics-Unanimous. If you don't feel like a drink, you ring another member and he comes over to persuade you.

I swim in a pool of my own neurosis. I carry love, grief deeply, like an Irishman.

I don't drink because I have problems or I want to escape. I just love drinking and being drunk.

LOL has turned into something you type when you have nothing better to add into a conversation.

When a man sees his end, he wants to know there was some purpose to his life.

There was a dream that was Rome. You could only whisper it. Anything more than a whisper and it would vanish, it was so fragile.

Probably the most distinctive characteristic of the successful politician is selective cowardice.

Knight without fear and without reproach.

New York State is upside down and backwards; high taxes and low performance.

For much of my life there was no place where the things I wanted to investigate were of interest to anyone.

This Federal Reserve Act establishes the most gigantic trust on earth. When the President (Wilson) signs this bill the invisible government of the Monetary Power will be legalized.

What is it about a baby bump that makes people feel it's okay to say things like, 'God! You are big!'

The man who is prepared has his battle half fought.

Courage Is a Love Affair with the Unknown

The spirit of our American radicalism is destructive and aimless; it is not loving; it has no ulterior and divine ends; but is destructive only out of hatred and selfishness.

The world is divided between kids who grow up wanting to be their parents and those like us, who grow up wanting to be anything but. Neither group ever succeeds.

He only is exempt from failures who makes no efforts.

We started training a month before the movie started and then by five months in, we were at our peak shape.