Jacques Cousteau, the last man to see Jimmy Hoffa. Never got a dinner!

There is only one goal. That's to keep working and keep flossing.

When people ask me if Dean Martin drank, let me put it this way. If Dracula bit Dean in the neck, he'd get a Bloody Mary.

Moses, who said to the children of Israel, Wear your galoshes; I never did this trick before. Never got a dinner!

Donald Trump's mother, who said, Donnie! Stop playing Monopoly and get in that barber's chair! Never got a dinner!

Amelia Earhart, who said, Stop looking for me; see if you can find my luggage! Never got a dinner!

Aladdin, who said to his wife, I know it's not a lamp, keep rubbing! Never got a dinner!

George W. Bush, who said to Pope John Paul II, Give us a visit, and bring the missus. Never got a dinner!

King Solomon, who said to his thousand wives, Who doesn't have a headache tonight? Never got a dinner!

Orville Wright said to his brother, "Wilbur, you were only in the air for 12 seconds. How could my luggage be in Cleveland?"

Jack the Ripper's mother, who said to Jack, How come I never see you with the same girl twice? Never got a dinner!

Time for you and time for me, And time yet for a hundred indecisions, And for a hundred visions and revisions, Before the taking of a toast and tea.

My path is not a better path, it is simply a different path.

I'm not trying to put you down, but even if I did, you'd have nowhere to go.

I have a lot of passion. I have a lot of pride. I think I do get that from my family. But you can be driven and be nice.

The climate of today is not really focused as much as it was then on being able to speak about different cultural issues or different situations that were going on politically.

If history's any judge, you might have democratic leanings in a revolution but that doesn't necessarily mean that the revolution is going to end up with democratic results.

Oh, Homer! You don't have to play dumb anymore! You're not at school now.

I've seen batting all over the world. And in other countries too

There is something in the place where we were born that holds us always by the heart-strings.

My message is, if you need help, ask for it.