JEALOUS, adj. Unduly concerned about the preservation of that which can be lost only if not worth keeping.

Selfish, adj. Devoid of consideration for the selfishness of others.

ARMOR, n. The kind of clothing worn by a man whose tailor is a blacksmith.

Academe, n.: An ancient school where morality and philosophy were taught. Academy, n.: A modern school where football is taught.

Quotation, n: The act of repeating erroneously the words of another.

AMNESTY, n. The state's magnanimity to those offenders whom it would be too expensive to punish.

GRAPESHOT, n. An argument which the future is preparing in answer to the demands of American Socialism.

Inhumanity, n. One of the signal and characteristic qualities of humanity.

NIHILIST, n. A Russian who denies the existence of anything but Tolstoi. The leader of the school is Tolstoi.

Love, n. A temporary insanity curable by marriage.

POLITICS, n. A strife of interests masquerading as a contest of principles. The conduct of public affairs for private advantage.

People who are not blessed with the ability to make others laugh compensate for that by saying (or trying to say) things that are profound.

As adults, we can develop and change our opinions. In childhood, we establish the truth of our hearts.

The universe would not be rich enough to buy the vote of an honest man.

I wasn't a very good teacher.

The erosion of extended family concept and losing out on values are the two things that are primarily responsible for the growing mismatch in the parent-child relationship.

I eat as healthy as I can. It is tough.

Accents are very sexy. American girls who speak French are very attractive to a Frenchman. Anything exotic or different is attractive.

With thee goes Thy husband, him to follow thou art bound; Where he abides, think there thy native soil.

When you're gone I can go running though the house screaming and no one will ever hear me.

If you have a friend with a blond mustache, he wants to touch you.