Comedians Quotes

Comedians Quote of the day

My dad loved comedians, especially George Jessel, and he loved Henny Youngman and Buddy Hackett.

I like video games, but they're really violent. I'd like to play a video game where you help the people who were shot in all the other games. It'd be called 'Really Busy Hospital.

Comedy is a distortion of what is happening, and there will always be something happening.

People who are not blessed with the ability to make others laugh compensate for that by saying (or trying to say) things that are profound.

Comedians can turn laughter into tears and back again.

Comedians are people who embarrass themselves in style.

Are we not all actors playing parts in another person's play?

This is the funniest book I’ve ever held in my hands. --Dave Barry, Pulitzer Prize winning humorist and author says about Radical Sabbatical

We can’t all be comedians, some people have to do the laughing.

HECKLER: Say something funny!COMEDIAN: I don't do requests.

98% of all comedians feel obliged to be funny when interviewed. Less than 2% succeed.

My biggest pet peeve, I guess, is other comedians criticizing Larry the Cable Guy.

I know a lot of sad people who aren't comedians.