It seems like there's never enough famous white people among comic in Hollywood.

No matter how old you are, if a little kid hands you a toy phone... you answer it.

The hardest thing to do is to be true to yourself, especially when everybody is watching.

What did the 5 fingers say to the face. S L A P!

I think extreme sports are really good for relieving stress.

You know, be able to do something great in your life, you're gonna have to realize your failures. You're gonna have to embrace them and figure out how to overcome it.

Dave! Relax! Close your buttcheeks!

Cause my life is dope, and I do dope sh*t

I support anyone's right to be who they want to be. My question is: to what extent do I have to participate in your self-image?

The mark of greatness is when everything before you is obsolete, and everything after you bears your mark.

Chivalry is dead. Women killed it.

No matter what happened, he was Dex and I was Perry and that combination only led to trouble.

You will get what you wish to have.

Dating is no charge prostitution.

you can go to the Devil and not at your leisure. You can go now, for all I care.''My pet, I've been to the Devil and he's a very dull fellow. I won't go there again, not even for you.

There is so much good in the worst of us and so much bad in the best of us that it's rather hard to tell which of us ought to reform the rest of us.

May each one of us glorify the Lord with the soul of Mary and rejoice in God with the spirit of Mary

It is the calm and silent waters that drown you.

There's nothing like a love song to give you a good laugh.

Change what you are doing; change your world. And if enough people do that, we can change the world.

1994 was the nadir for heavy metal, although the rest of the '90s weren't much of a picnic either.