It's very likely that graduates, current employees and retirees have some wonderful pieces of Deer Park history in their closets or garages.

When I left school I was full of angst, like any teenager, and I channeled it all into comedy.

The most useful form of time travel would be to go back a year or two and rectify the mistakes we made.

Keep yourself busy if you want to avoid depression. For me, inactivity is the enemy.

What fun is life without a bit of showing off?

People see my impressions as a great skill and I am flattered, but there are things I can't do that everyone else can. I can do funny voices and funny faces but I can't drive.

I finally learned to love myself by dressing up as Geri Halliwell.

It's important to hold something back, though, because quite frankly my personal life is pretty dull and I don't want to bore people with it.

If the worst that happens is that I wake up and see a picture of myself and a headline saying, 'He wasn't very funny last night', then I've got nothing to complain about.

Comedians don't have a monopoly on suffering. But creative people are sometimes fortunate enough to be able to incorporate their most traumatic experiences into their art.

I think this [Gnomeo & Juliet] is the closest I ought to get to Shakespeare to be honest.

Notice I did not say what people can do--what we can do is merely a consequence of what we can be.

The resources of the human mind are unlimited.

We came to the world with love and hopeWe are the creation of hope, faith and love.

It would surely be a mistake to gauge the success of feminism by its success as a colonial project. p41.

We know from science that nothing in the universe exists as an isolated or independent entity.

the human soul, by once suffering as much as it is capable of, purchases a strange and terrible immunity to all the rest of life's sorrows.

Pride is concerned with who is right. Humility is concerned with what is right.

Maybe you’re not willing to give up a lover who’s colder than you are.

The best thing about living... Is the chance to keep on doing it!

In a service situation, each delay can mean many unsatisfied customers, each one telling many more.