It's pretty difficult to promote something the week after Christmas and the week before New Year's.

If you have a dream, just lie about it. Lie your way unto your dreams.

Joel McHale is so money, he should be printed on money.

In prison, inmates sometimes use Cheetos and grape juice as makeup. I wouldn't use that beauty regimen around Britney Spears - she might lick your face off!

I loved New Jersey. I thought it was the greatest place in the world because on Halloween kids could start trick or treating right after school. Isn't that great?

I used humor as survival, as a weapon and as comfort.

People have always said since TV was invented what a cultural wasteland it is but I think it is the worst and the best. It is the golden age of television.

I think we are as screwed as a culture as we are saved as a culture.

I don't think the NFL had the slightest intention of taking me, except as maybe a water boy.

Yes, I would say my comedy is grunge, evidenced by the fact my jokes have put an end to big-hair glam comedy.

I knew I wanted to be an actor. I just kept saying, "Until somebody tells me to stop, until I have to go get a real job, and until I'm practically homeless, I'm not gonna get one."

Art that only comes from the head isn't any good.

By choosing positivity you become a contender for the human spirit giving hope to those in need.

If you are lucky, home is not only a place that you leave, but also a place where you someday arrive.

A fact is a simple statement that everyone believes. It is innocent, unless found guilty. A hypothesis is a novel suggestion that no one wants to believe. It is guilty, until found effective.

Question everything. Your love, your religion, your passion. If you don't have questions, you'll never find answers.

There are powers that can counterfeit almost everything in the Christian life.

The planes of light give you the power to rise above circumstance, the power to rise above your desires and your aversions.

Jean Todt's system will never succeed, not even with Michael Schumacher.

I didn't begin my life in 1975 with 'Horses.' I recorded 'Horses' in 1975, but was drawing in Paris in 1969.

Because God is with you all the time, no place is any closer to God than the place where you are right now.