All this talkin' about eatin' is makin' me awful hungry. I'll have two chili burgers with an order of fries, onion rings and a chocolate milk shake. And a Strawberry Ice Cream Sundae-with pickles.

It's not hard to tell we was poor - when you saw the toilet paper dryin' on the clothesline.

It's good to be funny when you are a comedian.

I was too dumb to know Opie was going to grow up to be a great Director, if so, boy, I would certainly have become his best friend.

It takes 10 million failures to find the right stuff.

Evil is something you need to fight until it ceases trying to control you.

Luck is when preparation meets opportunity.

Who I am is the best I can be.

In any war, the first casualty is common sense, and the second is free and open discussion.

Time is a created thing. To say 'I don't have time' is to say 'I don't want to.'

How often our involuntary facial motions testify to the thoughts we were keeping secret, and betray us to those around!

We just kind of lost our way. But we were looking to be free. One day we'll float. Take life as it comes.

Humanity has the option to become successful on our planet if we reorient world production away from weaponry - from killingry to livingry. Can we convince humanity in time?

We don't live. We're miming in the choir.

From the day I started to think politically and to develop my own moral values, from my earliest youth, I have been an ardent defender of Israel.