It's fun to play people who are flawed.

You take away all the other luxuries in life, and if you can make someone smile and laugh, you have given the most special gift: happiness.

It's all I have left in my life, caffeine and a poodle.

I love strong women, not only in life but in craft.

I would probably be a teacher if I weren't a comedian.

My whole life, I've been telling jokes.

I believe it's a real tedious hostage negotiation to have a marriage be what it is.

There's a black man inside of me just trying to make bail.

I was very, very large as a kid and never athletic, and my home life was a little upside down and I never felt comfortable.

I think we love watching people that are flawed because we're all flawed.

Anyone can cook but only the fearless can be great.

I just love the smell of an old book store and the feel of the crisp pages along my fingertips.

I know I'm Worthier than you people are think..

People must not do things for fun. We are not here for fun. There is no reference to fun in any Act of Parliament.

If the advice of a fool for once happens to be good, it requires a wise man to carry it out.

The truth is, when you're at the track, it was an interesting thing about stock car racing as a sport, is you almost get more out of it watching it on TV.

It is quite annoying that we have to change the sound we invented just to avoid sounding like people who simply copy us, but... it is flattering and of course challenging.

I'm from Southampton.

Innovation is new stuff that is made useful.

The dotted line my father's ashplant made On Sandymount Strand Is something else the tide won't wash away.