My whole life, I've been telling jokes.

You take away all the other luxuries in life, and if you can make someone smile and laugh, you have given the most special gift: happiness.

It's all I have left in my life, caffeine and a poodle.

I love strong women, not only in life but in craft.

I would probably be a teacher if I weren't a comedian.

It's fun to play people who are flawed.

I believe it's a real tedious hostage negotiation to have a marriage be what it is.

There's a black man inside of me just trying to make bail.

I was very, very large as a kid and never athletic, and my home life was a little upside down and I never felt comfortable.

I think we love watching people that are flawed because we're all flawed.

Anyone can cook but only the fearless can be great.

The first problem of war was that no one was any good at it yet.

Better to die on one's feet than to live on one's knees.

The pain that comes from unrequited love is more than outweighed by the revelation that my heart is not dead.

Amid a world of noisy, shallow actors it is noble to stand aside and say, 'I will simply be.

A small house must depend on its grouping with other houses for its beauty, and for the preservation of light air and the maximum of surrounding open space.

I still giggle when someone asks for my address and I say, Hollywood, Los Angeles.

Be spontaneous, be creative, go out and have fun, let things happen naturally.

Evil always turns up in this world through some genius or other.

If you don't have voter ID, you can just keep voting and voting and voting.

Love not the flower they pluck and know it not, And all their botany is Latin names.