It's fun for me to couple emotion with comedy. I think it helps comedy. I think a lot of times American comedies don't play on emotion too much.

You know you have a drinking problem when the bartender knows your name -- and you've never been to that bar before.

I would start a revolution, but I just bought a hammock.

I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort.

The word abbreviation sure is long for what it means.

If you read my blog, you know I'm a pilates freak. And by pilates, I mean waffles.

Tigers love pepper...they hate cinnamon.

Whether you are on the Right or the Left, everyone can agree that there are a lot of outside influences in American politics that are not good for the system. There's just too much money.

You know it's time to do the laundry when you dry off with a sneaker.

I dream of moving to India, or Pakistan, and becoming a cabdriver.

I have to stop crying when I watch "The View". It's not because of the topics at hand, I just feel sorry for that couch.

Everything in this world happens with a purpose. You are born in this world with a purpose, you are chosen by purpose.

My first winner was on Legal Steps, in Ireland, at Thurles, in March 1992. I rode for Jim Bolger, and his stable jockey was Christy Roche.

Life is uncertain; death is certain.

The best thing about my job is that I work with the best creative people in the business in their fields.

It is one of the enjoyments of retirement that you are able to drift through the day at your own pace, easy in the knowledge that you have put hard work and achievement behind you.

I think one of the basic reasons men make good friends is that they can make up their minds quickly.

Just because I never went to university doesn't mean you can't read, although I do feel a bit uneducated from time to time.

Ideas rather than methods are central to they way I work, although drawing plays a central generative role in everything I do.

I am a complete jazz nerd.

Enterprise is hard work. You have to integrate the client with the optimized systems of all the servers and software.