It's difficult to see how it's possible to become immensely valuable by singing what are the most hideous songs.

When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife.

If I were reincarnated I would wish to be returned to Earth as a killer virus to lower human population levels.

During the Blitz, a lot of shops had their windows blown in and put up notices saying, 'More open than usual'. I now declare this place more open than usual.

Cannibalism is a radical but realistic solution to the problem of overpopulation.

How do you keep the natives off the booze long enough to pass the test?

People think there's a rigid class system here, but dukes have been known to marry chorus girls. Some have even married Americans.

I would like to go to Russia very much — although the bastards murdered half my family.

You're just a silly little Whitehall twit: you don't trust me and I don't trust you.

The bastards murdered half my family.

In the event that I am reincarnated, I would like to return as a deadly virus, in order to contribute something to solve overpopulation.

A sight to touch e’en hatred’s self with pity.

Out of sleeping a waking Out of waking a sleep.

It's difficult for me to understand how it was possible to live under the Bush regime for eight years and then just roll over and do other things.

I don't have a lot of regrets in my life.

Dissipation is a form of self-sacrifice.

Anything worth having is worth going for- all the way.

I have survived by representing these sufferings of mine in the form of the novel.

I think everybody out there on the American team is out of their element. That's not an excuse. That's the way it is. It's early in the spring. A lot of guys are not as (locked-in) as they could be.

I've become much more interested in architecture than I've ever been.

If you can find a company that can get away with raising prices year after year without losing customers (an addictive product such as cigarettes fills the bill), you've got a terrific investment.