It isn't true that you live only once. You only die once. You live lots of times if you know how.

My family comes first. Maybe that's what makes me different from other guys.

You're either sexy or you're not. I'm very self-conscious about my physiognomy.

Memories are like moonbeams; we do with them what we want.

I'm more married to Sandy now than when we were married with the legal document. We're still married as parents.

Any fool knows that bravado is always a cover-up for insecurity. That's the truth. And on that note, I'll say goodnight. God love you.

A comedian's body is funny as well as his mind being funny, his whole personage is funny.

There is nothing wrong with being afraid - but there is nothing more wrong than allowing that to be your master.

I've got a dream lover, so I don't have to dream alone.

I'm a singer who moves like a dancer.

I am now a turtle. Virtually everything I own is on my back and suffice it to say I am one ton lighter and therefore 2,000 pounds happier. All houses are gone.

A young writer is easily tempted by the allusive and ethereal and ironic and reflective, but the declarative is at the bottom of most good writing.

Exciting happiness is joy, celebration, travelling, being in bed with a woman you desire.

I still believe in a place called Hope.

There is a natural aristocracy among men. The grounds of this are virtue and talents.

Discernment is God's call to intercession, never to faultfinding.

I'll always be a fat girl and I am happy with that.

It's Friday. That's one reason to celebrate. Also, it's the first day in a long time when no one declared they're running for president.

John Major is what he is: a man from nowhere, going nowhere, heading for a well-merited obscurity as fast as his mediocre talents can carry him.

I'm proud of the scars in my soul. They remind me that I have an intense life.

A really intelligent man makes an indifferent painter. For painting requires a certain blindness, a partial refusal to be aware of all the options.