You're either sexy or you're not. I'm very self-conscious about my physiognomy.

My family comes first. Maybe that's what makes me different from other guys.

Memories are like moonbeams; we do with them what we want.

I'm more married to Sandy now than when we were married with the legal document. We're still married as parents.

It isn't true that you live only once. You only die once. You live lots of times if you know how.

Any fool knows that bravado is always a cover-up for insecurity. That's the truth. And on that note, I'll say goodnight. God love you.

A comedian's body is funny as well as his mind being funny, his whole personage is funny.

There is nothing wrong with being afraid - but there is nothing more wrong than allowing that to be your master.

I've got a dream lover, so I don't have to dream alone.

I'm a singer who moves like a dancer.

I am now a turtle. Virtually everything I own is on my back and suffice it to say I am one ton lighter and therefore 2,000 pounds happier. All houses are gone.

Times will change for the better when you change.

…once science had declared a thing possible, there was no escape from its eventual realization…

In the village, a sage should go about Like a bee, which, not harmingFlower, colour or scent, Flies off with the nectar.

We cannot understand. The best is perhaps what we understand least.

The way to deal with superstition is not to be polite to it, but to tackle it with all arms, and so rout it, cripple it, and make it forever infamous and ridiculous.

We are not separate. So if one being hurts, I also hurt.

(I have) a wide stance when going to the bathroom.

It is an approved maxim in war, never to do what the enemy wishes you to do, for this reason alone, that he desires it.

How can we worship a homeless man on Sunday and ignore one on Monday?

Ancient wisdom offers . . . a simple yet profound formula to guide everyone who leads, anyone who aspires to leadership: 'Do justly, love mercy, and walk humbly.'