I am now a turtle. Virtually everything I own is on my back and suffice it to say I am one ton lighter and therefore 2,000 pounds happier. All houses are gone.

My family comes first. Maybe that's what makes me different from other guys.

You're either sexy or you're not. I'm very self-conscious about my physiognomy.

Memories are like moonbeams; we do with them what we want.

I'm more married to Sandy now than when we were married with the legal document. We're still married as parents.

It isn't true that you live only once. You only die once. You live lots of times if you know how.

Any fool knows that bravado is always a cover-up for insecurity. That's the truth. And on that note, I'll say goodnight. God love you.

A comedian's body is funny as well as his mind being funny, his whole personage is funny.

There is nothing wrong with being afraid - but there is nothing more wrong than allowing that to be your master.

I've got a dream lover, so I don't have to dream alone.

I'm a singer who moves like a dancer.

Hope is the great deceiver. Hope is the piper who leads us sleepy to our slaughter.

If I’m going to have hope, I’m going to have to learn to endure disappointment.

The prince is never going to come. Everyone knows that

Spreading the wealth punishes success while setting America on course for a greater dependency on government.

As long as there is no law in Burma, any individual here can be arrested at any time.

I was feeling everything too much. Everything pulled at my eyes. I spent hours floating in pools.

She wanted only tall smooth bottles whose labels spoke of Proof.

I don’t want to sound like I’m on dope, but that hour is a high; it’s as good as you can feel. A wonderful, wonderful happiness, and great power.

I try to walk on the sunny side of the street.