Any fool knows that bravado is always a cover-up for insecurity. That's the truth. And on that note, I'll say goodnight. God love you.

My family comes first. Maybe that's what makes me different from other guys.

You're either sexy or you're not. I'm very self-conscious about my physiognomy.

Memories are like moonbeams; we do with them what we want.

I'm more married to Sandy now than when we were married with the legal document. We're still married as parents.

It isn't true that you live only once. You only die once. You live lots of times if you know how.

A comedian's body is funny as well as his mind being funny, his whole personage is funny.

There is nothing wrong with being afraid - but there is nothing more wrong than allowing that to be your master.

I've got a dream lover, so I don't have to dream alone.

I'm a singer who moves like a dancer.

I am now a turtle. Virtually everything I own is on my back and suffice it to say I am one ton lighter and therefore 2,000 pounds happier. All houses are gone.

There are other things to a woman than taking her to bed.

I can't watch scary movies right now, because living on my own, it kind of freaks me out.

Wiggle 'til you're high, wiggle 'til you're higher, wiggle 'til you vomit fire.

Give me faith, Lord, to know Your Presence as surely as I know the beating of my own heart. I've felt so far from You.

Come back here so that I may brain thee!

Some wounds should be healed, no matter how much time has passed or how much time is left.

And went on in sunlight, into the Hofgarten, And drank coffee, and talked for an hour.

Each person, makes their own terrible passion their God.

You must not be unkind, especially when it happens that you're right.

People say my ego is grand. I think it's in proportion to me.