It is hard to find something where you can go off as much as I do in stand-up, but I think stand-up allows me that freedom where you can really go off and have a good time.

No matter what people tell you, words and ideas can change the world.

I used to think the worst thing in life was to end up all alone. It's not. The worst thing in life is to end up with people who make you feel all alone.

I think the saddest people always try their hardest to make people happy because they know what it's like to feel absolutely worthless and they don't want anyone else to feel like that.

If women ran the world, we wouldn't have wars, just intense negotiations every 28 days.

Why do they call it "rush hour" when nothing moves?

Don't associate yourself with toxic people. It's better to be alone and love yourself than surrounded by people that make you hate yourself.

Politics: Poli a Latin word meaning many and tics meaning bloodsucking creatures.

Cocaine is God's way of telling you you are making too much money.

Real loss is only possible when you love something more than you love yourself.

You're only given a little spark of madness. You mustn't lose it.

Entrepreneurship is where a noble cause meets the passion.

Home is the one place in the world where you are safe from feeling put down or out, unentitled, or unwanted.

As love without esteem is capricious and volatile

[poems are] crystals deposited after the effervescent contact of the spirit with reality.(cristaux deposes apres l'effervescent contact de l'esprit avec la realite)

As the years go by and I make more films, I am increasingly interested in capturing place as a vivid backdrop for my films.

I said no to the Born Survivor producer three times because I've never aspired to be a TV man.

I wish I could end every rap song I didn't like with a buzzer.

The spirit of improvement is not always a spirit of liberty, for it may aim at forcing improvements on an unwilling people.

When pride and presumption walk before, shame and loss follow very closely.

I'm not even a household name in my own household