It is at this point that normal language gives up, and goes and has a drink.

There's a saying that all roads lead to Ankh-Morpork. And it's wrong. All roads lead away from Ankh-Morpork, but sometimes people just walk along them the wrong way.

The worst thing you can do is nothing.

There are times in life when people must know when not to let go. Balloons are designed to teach small children this.

Rincewind had always been happy to think of himself as a racist. The One Hundred Meters, the Mile, the Marathon -- he'd run them all.

Rincewind could scream for mercy in nineteen languages, and just scream in another forty-four.

Tourist, Rincewind decided, meant ‘idiot.

...and the funny thing was that people who weren't entirely certain they were right always argued much louder than other people, as if the main person they were trying to convince were themselves.

The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on coming along and trying to put things in it.

I have, before now, waited for a pen to perform a macro.

You never knew about people, like you never knew how deep a pond was because all you saw was the top.

To resist evil is to stand firm against the wrong committed without reacting to the wrong-doer!

Fake news has been around as long as news has been around.

You can try on our suede underwear if you choose. Do what you want, but don't step on my blue suede shoes.

There is a lurking fear that some things are not “meant" to be known, that some inquiries are too dangerous for human beings to make.

There's only so often you're going to have an opportunity to contribute at a high level and that you should be grateful whenever one presents itself and not take it lightly.

Making scary movies and creating tension is very technical and it require a lot of coverage. It requires the stretching of time.

But desperate people find courage.

The first expression of religion was the dance, and the first motive of the dance was religion.

I always start with reality, in anything I do, everything I do, I always start from something real.

The truly incredible thing is were realizing that you can perform a two-and-a-half-hour gig without being high and still have a fantastic time.