It appalls me that the people who decide what Americans will be watching on the tube have never been to the United States. Not the real United States.

A farce, or slapstick humor, does well universally.

Find people who share your values, and you'll conquer the world together.

But from what I can see all around me today, that America is fading fast, if it's not already gone.

When I go to the garage to pick up my clubs, I clean the spider webs off.

Sure, the comedians who swear or use scatological humor can get laughs, but they're uncomfortable laughs.

Calvin: I'm a genius, but I'm a misunderstood genius. Hobbes: What's misunderstood about you? Calvin: Nobody thinks I'm a genius. Corfu? It's just a poor man's Pensacola.

Diabetes affects my family. One of my kids is affected by it.

After all, at end of the day, when you're breathing your last, it's not your producer, director, or cast mates by your bedside; it's your children. Keep that in mind.

I have been raising money for the past 14 years for diabetes research.

There are times over different projects when I've asked the writers why people are swearing for no good reason. I tell them that it would be funnier if there weren't these swear words.

Stop wasting your life and discover who you are

True enough, the country is calm. Calm as a morgue or a grave, would you not say?

Heartbreak can definitely give you a deeper sensibility for writing songs. I drew on a lot of heartbreak when I was writing my first album, I didn't mean to but I just did.

We're all controlled neurotics.

New York is an exciting town where something is happening all the time, most unsolved.

I'm the guy that no one knows, but everyone's like, "You're that guy in that film thing."

Here's good news: God is even more committed to your change, your growth, and your transformation than you are.

I stand in the sunny noon of life. Objects no longer glitter in the dews of morning, neither are yet softened by the shadows of evening.

Criminal court is where bad people are on their best behavior. It's much more dangerous for lawyers and judges in family court, where good people are at their worst.

The cause of nutrition and growth resides not in the organism as a whole but in the separate elementary parts-the cells.