But from what I can see all around me today, that America is fading fast, if it's not already gone.

A farce, or slapstick humor, does well universally.

Find people who share your values, and you'll conquer the world together.

When I go to the garage to pick up my clubs, I clean the spider webs off.

Sure, the comedians who swear or use scatological humor can get laughs, but they're uncomfortable laughs.

Calvin: I'm a genius, but I'm a misunderstood genius. Hobbes: What's misunderstood about you? Calvin: Nobody thinks I'm a genius. Corfu? It's just a poor man's Pensacola.

Diabetes affects my family. One of my kids is affected by it.

After all, at end of the day, when you're breathing your last, it's not your producer, director, or cast mates by your bedside; it's your children. Keep that in mind.

I have been raising money for the past 14 years for diabetes research.

There are times over different projects when I've asked the writers why people are swearing for no good reason. I tell them that it would be funnier if there weren't these swear words.

I come from Bridgeport, Connecticut and have friends I grew up with there.

Without inner peace we have nothing.

Without coffee something’s missing

Any man who would walk five miles through the snow, barefoot, just to return a library book so he could save three cents - that's my kind of guy.

Don't hold on to religion and miss the joy of knowing Jesus.

The Bible is God's Word expressed and revealed to his creature, man.

The record companies really do conspire against the artists. Especially the black artists

When you're advancing a frontier it stimulates creativity to find solutions.

Nothing shortens a journey so pleasantly as an account of misfortunes at which the hearer is permitted to laugh.

there is no path to peace, but peace itself is the path.

Nothing can go wrong in this world but yourself ; and you can go wrong only by getting into the wrong mental attitude.