Calvin: I'm a genius, but I'm a misunderstood genius. Hobbes: What's misunderstood about you? Calvin: Nobody thinks I'm a genius. Corfu? It's just a poor man's Pensacola.

A farce, or slapstick humor, does well universally.

Find people who share your values, and you'll conquer the world together.

But from what I can see all around me today, that America is fading fast, if it's not already gone.

When I go to the garage to pick up my clubs, I clean the spider webs off.

Sure, the comedians who swear or use scatological humor can get laughs, but they're uncomfortable laughs.

Diabetes affects my family. One of my kids is affected by it.

After all, at end of the day, when you're breathing your last, it's not your producer, director, or cast mates by your bedside; it's your children. Keep that in mind.

I have been raising money for the past 14 years for diabetes research.

There are times over different projects when I've asked the writers why people are swearing for no good reason. I tell them that it would be funnier if there weren't these swear words.

I come from Bridgeport, Connecticut and have friends I grew up with there.

What we call the secret of happiness is no more a secret than our willingness to choose life.

A person needs at intervals to separate himself from family and companions and go to new places. He must go without his familiars in order to be open to influences, to change.

I think vestigially there's a synesthete in me but not like a real one who immediately knows what colour Wednesday is.

Acting like you don’t care is a whole lot easier when you don’t care

Some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age.

Hard sciences are successful because they deal with the soft problems; soft sciences are struggling because they deal with the hard problems.

The member of a contractual society is free because he serves others only in serving himself. What restrains him is only the inevitable natural phenomenon of scarcity.

A loving heart, a heart full of love, is the precious essence of human life.

At 50, I began to know who I was. It was like waking up to myself.

The truth is that we all are one, that all of us together create god, that god is not man's ancestor, but his descendant.