It always freaks me out when I go to a sushi place and there's a Mexican.

A Muslim allowed a topless Jew to sit on his camel. And we say we can't live side by side? I say we try and we can and we will. And you don't even have to be topless. L'chaim.

We usually have margaritas on Thursdays but since it's Tuesday I'll make an exception.

Even if times are tough and you're enduring a terrible heartache, it's important to focus your anger on a vibrator, not another person.

Laugh loudly, laugh often, and most important, laugh at yourself.

I can't be skinny all the time. I like to drink and I like to eat. I like burgers and bagels.

I think we can all agree that sleeping around is a great way to meet people.

I'm very much about letting other people shine, because it makes us all shine brighter.

You do not OWN a dog. You HAVE a dog. And the dog HAS YOU

There are no warning signs on the trampoline. The warning is the trampoline.

I don't like the word 'alcoholic'. I like to think of myself as an advanced drinker.

In our desire to achieve success quickly it is easy to get our values mixed up and call evil good and good evil.

Friendship with oneself is all-important because without it one cannot be friends with anyone else.

A band is a good way to break up a friendship.

There are places on earth where we can catch a glimpse of heaven.

The bottom line is this - whereas Iran was steadily expanding its nuclear program, we have now cut off every single path that Iran could have used to build a bomb.

I'll try anything. I'll do anything. I'll explore. Try different takes.

Also, I am very religious. It gave me peace of mind all my career.

Birds in their little nests agree; And 'tis a shameful sight When children of one family Fall out, and chide, and fight.

Without ambition no conquests are made, and no business created. Ambition is the root of all achievement.

Not all of us are called to be hermits, but all of us need enough silence and solitude in our lives to enable the deeper voice of our own self to be heard at least occasionally.