Is this the 5:00 Free Crack Giveaway?

No matter how old you are, if a little kid hands you a toy phone... you answer it.

The hardest thing to do is to be true to yourself, especially when everybody is watching.

What did the 5 fingers say to the face. S L A P!

I think extreme sports are really good for relieving stress.

You know, be able to do something great in your life, you're gonna have to realize your failures. You're gonna have to embrace them and figure out how to overcome it.

Dave! Relax! Close your buttcheeks!

Cause my life is dope, and I do dope sh*t

I support anyone's right to be who they want to be. My question is: to what extent do I have to participate in your self-image?

The mark of greatness is when everything before you is obsolete, and everything after you bears your mark.

Chivalry is dead. Women killed it.

Only you can decide what you become.

I fought a killer and didn’t even smudge my makeup.

Good actions give strength to ourselves and inspire good actions in others.

One advantage of a monarchy is that a monarchy does not suffer the effects of having great clots of white Christians moping around simply because they aren't the king or queen.

Music is the space between the notes.

I believe you have to make things happen.

The near impossible. If no one believed in the impossible there would be nothing left to dream about

Nobody uses his car in New York, because so many people use it that traffic is congested and unbearably slow.

It's a blessing to have the support that I do. The support from the people. To get all the love from them, is just amazing and it keeps me going day by day.

Women have the understanding of the heart, which is better than that of the head.