Insanity is hereditary - you can get it from your children.

Don't watch the clock; do what it does. Keep going.

The reason grandparents and grandchildren get along so well is that they have a common enemy.

The simplest toy, one which even the youngest child can operate, is called a grandparent.

If you want to know how your girl will treat you after marriage, just listen to her talking to her little brother.

Insanity is hereditary; you get it from your children.

It's a good thing that when God created the rainbow he didn't consult a decorator or he would still be picking colors.

If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the up button.

You must learn from the mistakes of others. You can't possibly live long enough to make them all yourself.

Siblings: children of the same parents, each of whom is perfectly normal until they get together.

We may not always see eye to eye, but we can try to see heart to heart.

Fight against illiteracy.

A very wise man once told me that you can't look back-you just have to put the past behind you, and find something better in your future.

When God created the earth, He intended that everything that has breath would enjoy relationship with the creator

That stranger handed me a letter written in my beloved's tears. I opened it, and the letters faded away just like his love for me.

The business always gets in the way of basketball.

Most of the greatest evils that man has inflicted upon man have come through people feeling quite certain about something which, in fact, was false.

I am saying that the recent activities by Turkey's Ministry of Agriculture, particularly the culling and communication work, is good.

Are we like late Rome, infatuated with past glories, ruled by a complacent, greedy elite, and hopelessly powerless to respond to changing conditions?

As an actor, you want to do the best job possible, and you want the best scripts possible because it makes life more interesting.

When liberals are behind something, I'm automatically suspicious.