In the future, it will become increasingly obvious that your competitors are just as clueless as you are.

If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions?

Remember there's no such thing as a small act of kindness. Every act creates a ripple with no logical end.

If you have any trouble sounding condescending, find a Unix user to show you how it's done.

I love you like a fat kid loves cake!

The maintenance man is moving the thermostat in our office today. I started talking with him about the

Engineers like to solve problems. If there are no problems handily available, they will create their own problems.

You don't have to be a 'person of influence' to be influential. In fact, the most influential people in my life are probably not even aware of the things they've taught me.

Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep.

Informed decision-making comes from a long tradition of guessing and then blaming others for inadequate results.

Life is half delicious yogurt, half crap, and your job is to keep the plastic spoon in the yogurt.

Mistakes are your milestones, don't let them Stop you! Step up with them.

And yet Praecursoris is not punished the same way, only because it is not practical, and he is needed for breeding?

To make a fine gentleman several trades are required but chiefly a barber.

I used to drink, I did, I had to quit. Man, I was an embarrassing drunk. I'd get pulled over by the cops, I'd be so drunk I'd be out dancing to their lights thinking I'd made it to another club.

I think people need to guard themselves in what they watch and what they listen to because I think that does affect who they are and why they do what they do.

My vision of America is an America where everyone has a place, if you're willing to work hard, you do your part, you contribute to the community.

The greatest explorer on this earth never takes voyages as long as those of the man who descends to the depth of his heart.

My life isn't tabloid-friendly.

My breakfast is very important.

Something inside of me just said 'Hey, wait a minute, I want to beat him,' and I just took off.