If you tell the truth about how you're feeling, it becomes funny.

Women love a self-confident bald man.

I wanted to make a living, but I really was not interested in money at all. I was interested in being a great comedian.

There's also a certain rhythm to the way Jews talk that might be funny.

Most people are completely unaware of their breath. They violate your space, they have no idea that they have halitosis.

When you're not concerned with succeeding, you can work with complete freedom.

A book you finish reading is not the same book it was before you read it.

When you are imprisoned by the rules of conformity, it tames your imaginative capacity and steals your free thinking abilities.

She is off the heart's map and her compass is spinning.

Of everything we must first ask: is it real or not?

Desire, if it is to be trusted, is to be inspired by a holy vocabulary.

The real beauty of life is in orderliness.

My face seems too square and my eyes too big, like I'm perpetually surprised, but there's nothing wrong with me that I can fix.

Good People bring out the good in other people.

When you wake each day, it is your choice if you are going to use your attitude to your advantage or allow it to work against you.

In the agenda of empty countries, there exists only empty matters!