If you're stuck in the past, you go forward in reverse

The only way I’d ever die of a broken heart, is if I slammed into something really hard

Loving someone is sticking a pin through a voodoo doll and not hitting any vital organs

Manners without sincerity, is called polite society

Anyone can spin a victory, it's a total loss that demands creativity

If life is a bowl of cherries, what's inside of it?

Patience is learning to take a deep breath while you’re exhaling

If you see the light at the end of the tunnel, you’re lookingthrough binoculars the wrongway

Y'know, men and women are a lot alike in certain situations, like sitting on frozen peas after a vasectomy

An alibi is one alliterative consonant short of being a magic carpet

Target your random acts of kindness, to keep a tally of who owes what

Worrying is stupid. It's like walking around with an umbrella waiting for it to rain.

Without your own inner beast tamed ye can never tame the wild ones around ye!

Always have Hope, for without Hope there is no surprise.

John Moncur has been much more effective since he came on

Familiarity breeds content.

Freedom only exists when it doesn't belong to anybody.

Don't take the bull by the horns, take him by the tail; then you can let go when you want to.

I don't have big muscles. I'm not tall. I have power inside. I fight.

Years ago I was diagnosed with a condition and my doctors prescribed human growth hormone and testosterone for its treatment. Under medical supervision I have continued to use both medications.

The world economy, the world environment, the world AIDS crisis, the world arms race: they affect us all.