If you’re a black Christian, you have a real short memory.

There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments.

Right now, my job is that I'm like an ambulance chaser. I've got to look for movies with white guys falling out of them.

Everyone has favorite criminals. Mine are pimps. We can all rob a bank; we can all sell drugs. Being a pimp is a whole other thing.

So, to say Barack Obama is progress is saying that he's the first black person that is qualified to be president. That's not black progress. That's white progress.

Wealth is not about having a lot of money; it's about having a lot of options.

The advantage that my children have is that my children are encountering the nicest white people that America has ever produced. Let’s hope America keeps producing nicer white people.

I don't get high, but sometimes I wish I did. That way, when I messed up in life I would have an excuse. But right now there's no rehab for stupidity.

Most people don't realize this, but you can eat organic, all natural, gluten-free food without telling everyone around you.

Smart is knowing if you're dumb. Knowing when to shut up and to listen to people that are smarter than you.

You know the world is messed up when the tallest man in the NBA is Chinese, the best golfer is black, and the best rapper is white.

Whenever I feel sad, I just take out my phone and listen to her laughter recorded in my online messenger.

The smallest act of kindness is worth more than the grandest intention.

People experience conscious will when they interpret their own thought as the cause of their action.

I've learned one thing about life. We're a good deal like that ball, dancing on the fountain. We know as little about the forces that move us, and move the world around us, as that empty ball does.

Love of God and compassion and empathy leads you to a very glorious place. Science leads you to killing people.

One with God is a majority.

We don't have to be perfect, just engaged and committed to aligning values with actions.

To become a man was something, but to become a man of sorrows was far more; to bleed, and die, and suffer.

Why is it that foolishness repeats itself with such monotonous precision?

The best products in the world have a point of view. The worst products have none.