If you like comedy, go home and curl up with Leviticus. The writers of The Onion are handed Leviticus on their first day.

I'm enjoying the opportunity that Parks And Recreation affords me to exploit my own soapbox agenda, which is to try to encourage people to make things with their hands.

I grew up in a small town in Illinois, and my dad was a basketball coach. Thanks to him, I have excellent fundamentals in both basketball and baseball.

I have a wonderfully hedonistic appetite, and if I wasn't really strict with myself, I'd weigh 300 pounds. I'm not good with moderation.

If I had more time, I'd watch more woodworking or home-improvement shows, but, not enough hours in the day.

If your shirt isn't tucked into your pants, then your pants are tucked into your shirt.

Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Don't teach a man to fish and you feed yourself. He's a grown man, fishing's not that hard.

Follow your gut, make a choice, and throw yourself into it. If you make a mistake, then you have merely afforded yourself a valuable lesson.

If properly dried and trimmed, New York-style pizza could be used to make a box for Chicago-style pizza.

If you want to be happy in life, consider yourself a student. Every day of your life, think: how can I improve?

Figure out what you love to do, then figure out how to get paid to do it.

If we do not know what future the present is leading us toward, how can we say whether this present is good or bad, whether it deserves our concurrence, or our suspicion, or our hatred?

Remember, I am always 12 steps ahead..

I mean I've seen 3D films so far and I think it's a long way to go before they replace actors. It's a funny thing with 3D, I haven't quite got it yet. Yet.

The subject does not belong to the world; rather, it is a limit of the world.

My heart has never been broken, I've never broken anyone else's.

If you want to fly higher, first you have to spread your wings.. The world’s big and there are a lot of places you can fly^^

I want you. I want only you. I want all of you. But I'll take whatever you're ready to give.

Nice blouse, Sage,” Adrian told me, deadpan. “It really brings out the khaki in your pants.

I wish I had more confidence.

There's happens to be a volcano in the vicinity and there's some talk about a volcano as well, so that's the title Salt and Fire