Figure out what you love to do, then figure out how to get paid to do it.

I'm enjoying the opportunity that Parks And Recreation affords me to exploit my own soapbox agenda, which is to try to encourage people to make things with their hands.

I grew up in a small town in Illinois, and my dad was a basketball coach. Thanks to him, I have excellent fundamentals in both basketball and baseball.

I have a wonderfully hedonistic appetite, and if I wasn't really strict with myself, I'd weigh 300 pounds. I'm not good with moderation.

If I had more time, I'd watch more woodworking or home-improvement shows, but, not enough hours in the day.

If your shirt isn't tucked into your pants, then your pants are tucked into your shirt.

Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Don't teach a man to fish and you feed yourself. He's a grown man, fishing's not that hard.

Follow your gut, make a choice, and throw yourself into it. If you make a mistake, then you have merely afforded yourself a valuable lesson.

If properly dried and trimmed, New York-style pizza could be used to make a box for Chicago-style pizza.

If you want to be happy in life, consider yourself a student. Every day of your life, think: how can I improve?

Technically, we're all half centaur.

Seems like the light at the end of the tunnel may be you.

Fear arises from the weakness of the flesh over which the devil has power.

Deepika is the epitome of classiness and hotness; she maintains that balance really well.

There ought to be a law against the sun rising and setting for you in somebody else.

The first duty of a state is to see that every child born therein shall be well housed, clothed, fed and educated till it attains years of discretion.

You've got to live life to the fullest. You just enjoy every beautiful thing there is to enjoy.

The split second she ceases to care is the only time a woman ceases to be attractive.

I thought my book was done, then we went to Hawaii and the whole last chapter happened.

Quality attracts quality. People want to be on a good show.

The reason why we have two ears and only one mouth is that we may listen the more and talk the less.