If I had more time, I'd watch more woodworking or home-improvement shows, but, not enough hours in the day.

I'm enjoying the opportunity that Parks And Recreation affords me to exploit my own soapbox agenda, which is to try to encourage people to make things with their hands.

I grew up in a small town in Illinois, and my dad was a basketball coach. Thanks to him, I have excellent fundamentals in both basketball and baseball.

I have a wonderfully hedonistic appetite, and if I wasn't really strict with myself, I'd weigh 300 pounds. I'm not good with moderation.

If your shirt isn't tucked into your pants, then your pants are tucked into your shirt.

Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Don't teach a man to fish and you feed yourself. He's a grown man, fishing's not that hard.

Follow your gut, make a choice, and throw yourself into it. If you make a mistake, then you have merely afforded yourself a valuable lesson.

If properly dried and trimmed, New York-style pizza could be used to make a box for Chicago-style pizza.

If you want to be happy in life, consider yourself a student. Every day of your life, think: how can I improve?

Figure out what you love to do, then figure out how to get paid to do it.

Technically, we're all half centaur.

Happy are you who have a merry heart for you are in continual feast for all eternity! Alleluia! Amen!

Deciding to commit yourself to long term results rather than short term fixes is as important as any decision you'll make in your lifetime.

Time teaches all things to him who lives forever but I have not the luxury of eternity.

Your face may be gone, but you know who you are.

I never kept a diary, but I wrote detailed notes of my travels.

When I came out to Hollywood, I discovered the perfect place for my creative madness - Cannon Pictures.

There is no fair in life and death. If it were, no good men would die young.

I hate commas in the wrong places.

The secret to happiness is having low expectations.