Onions Quotes

Onions Quote of the day

Why should I paint dead fish, onions and beer glasses? Girls are so much prettier.

It is hard to imagine a civilization without onions.

Onions and bacon cooking up just makes your kitchen smell so good. In fact, one day I'm going to come up with a room deodorizer that smells like bacon and onions. It's a fabulous smell.

I like the public hot-tub at the hotels. I like when a guy is already in there, I say, "Hey, do you mind if I join you?" Then I go turn the heat up, and I add some carrots and onions.

This is every cook's opinion - no savory dish without an onion, but lest your kissing should be spoiled your onions must be fully boiled.

I've learned that ayahuasca works in levels, a little like peeling an onion. It is complex and something you really have to experience to understand.

The universe is simmering down, like a giant stew left to cook for four billion years. Sooner or later we won’t be able to tell the carrots from the onions.

I will not move my army without onions.

Acting is like peeling an onion. You have to peel away each layer to reveal another.

Self-pity can make one weep, as can onions.

My headshot is a scratch and sniff, it smells like failure and onions.

The trouble with crying over an onion is that once the chopping gets you started and the tears begin to well up, the next thing you know you just can’t stop!

The next day, she was silent. For breakfast, she murdered an onion and served it raw.

Before Julia Child there was only onion dip.

Onions make me sad. A lot of people don't realize that.

The Onion Field, that one got pretty close to me because I was a cop when it happened. I saw some of the indifference that my police department showed to the surviving officer.

A woman's chastity consists, like an onion, of a series of coats.

I'm a bagel on a plate full of onion rolls!

A little tomato who knows her onions can go out with an old potato and come home with a lot of lettuce and a couple of carats.

Most dear actors, eat no onions nor garlic, for we are to utter sweet breath.

The Onion Field made a real writer. And then I knew it was over, I couldn't be a cop anymore.

Take care to chop the onion fine.

It was dog food. Beef livers with onions in a can. You open it up and it looks like vomit.

Onions can make even Heirs and Widows weep.

It’s funny. I don’t like onions but I like onion rings. What’s up with that?

Banish the onion from the kitchen and the pleasure flies with it.

I chop a lot of onions because I love cooking, and the times where I've never cried chopping onions is when I'm not thinking about it, when I'm talking to someone or I'm listening to music.

I have so many liver spots, I ought to come with a side of onions.

Government is like an onion. To understand it, you have to peel through many different layers. Most outsiders never get beyond the first or second layer.

Mine eyes smell onions: I shall weep anon.

We have garlic days, and onion days. You know what they're cooking.

It was for bringing the cook tulip-roots instead of onions.

Good intentions are not enough. They've never put an onion in the soup yet.

It had more layers than an onion. These writers meant business. There was a level for everybody. Your major could be celestial mechanics, and there'd be celestial-mechanics jokes.

So I went down the local supermarket, I said "I want to make a complaint, this vinegar's got lumps in it", he said "Those are pickled onions".

It was what we Japanese called the onion life, peeling away a layer at a time and crying all the while.

These managers all know their onions and cut their cloth accordingly.

Do not eat garlic or onions; for their smell will reveal that you are a peasant.

Man is like an onion. His potential is exposed one layer at a time until all he is, is known by all.

When you start peeling the onion and uncovering layers and layers of inequity that have been subsidized by government, it makes a lot of people uncomfortable.

When I wrote The Onion Field, I realized that my first two novels were just practice.

I do not like onions. It's so funny because I am probably one of the least picky eaters ever. Pretty much any type of new food, I'll try it, I'll eat it. But onions, and pork. Pork and onions.

The papers are portraying Rafa as a parrot, just like they did when they showed Graham Taylor as an onion

The onion tribe is prophylactic and highly invigorating, and even more necessary to cookery than parsley itself.

Pyp had stabbed a turnip with his knife. "The night is dark and full of turnips," he announced in a solemn voice. "Let us all pray for venison, my children, with some onions and a bit of tasty gravy.

Next to that kid, we all look like onions.

All I know is that you can chop up all the onions and the whatevers you want and put it on top of caviar, but you still can't disguise the fact that you're eating fish eggs. Ugh!

I love those tiny little onions in the spring that are so small they're almost like a little chive.

Something can be done with people who put pickled onions in: strangulation seems best.

You might be a redneck if you grow Vidalia onions, rather than considering them a gourmet item.