If you find you are not understanding my explaination for a joke, hit F5 on your browser and the page will refresh and I will explain it again.

We need to encourage our kids to express their feelings. We need to help them find their voice.

Sucking at something is the first step towards being sorta good at something.

Being hungover is like winning the lottery, only they pay you in regret.

Scientists need to invent a way to make DNA work like in cartoons.

But giving up's easy. You know what's hard? To believe in your own worth, to know you've got something special in you even if nobody else can see it. Even when you can't.

Failure is just success rounded down.

Don't worry, it's very clear that the painting was done by a human, most likely a human with one eye removed and a feverent if incorrect understanding of design and anatomy.

We're all already aware of boobies; it is the general state of most people in North America! THANKS, MEDIA AND THE MALE GAZE

I'm totally applying assumed Creative Commons rights and ripping this post from Jason verbatim, since it says everything I want to.

They are "sexcellent". That is a pun for you, you will find lots of puns on the internet! Also: blonde jokes.

Fashion is an art.

She has vivid pictures of Hell. It is as hot as Rajputana in June and everyone is made to learn seven foreign languages . . .

I know I am in love because I am finding it difficult to fall asleep nowadays. This is because after having you around me now I find that reality is better than dreams.

Old folks live on memory, young folk live on hope.

All special charters of freedom must be abrogated where the universal law of freedom is to flourish.

The best decision-makers are those who are willing to suffer the most over their decisions but still retain their ability to be decisive.

Using death to defeat death... wow. No way the devil saw that one coming.

After two years of doing one show, you do get attached to everyone.

People do not consciously and rationally choose the form of their society. Societies develop through processes of social evolution that are not under rational human control.

Whatever landscape a child is exposed to early on, that will be the sort of gauze through which he or she will see all the world afterwards.