Being hungover is like winning the lottery, only they pay you in regret.

We need to encourage our kids to express their feelings. We need to help them find their voice.

Sucking at something is the first step towards being sorta good at something.

Scientists need to invent a way to make DNA work like in cartoons.

But giving up's easy. You know what's hard? To believe in your own worth, to know you've got something special in you even if nobody else can see it. Even when you can't.

Failure is just success rounded down.

Don't worry, it's very clear that the painting was done by a human, most likely a human with one eye removed and a feverent if incorrect understanding of design and anatomy.

We're all already aware of boobies; it is the general state of most people in North America! THANKS, MEDIA AND THE MALE GAZE

I'm totally applying assumed Creative Commons rights and ripping this post from Jason verbatim, since it says everything I want to.

They are "sexcellent". That is a pun for you, you will find lots of puns on the internet! Also: blonde jokes.

If you find you are not understanding my explaination for a joke, hit F5 on your browser and the page will refresh and I will explain it again.

A killer is someone who killed another without their country’s permission.

I am glad The Worst Journey is coming out in Penguins: after all it is largely about penguins.

I try to be true to the characters that I've created and sometimes I disagree with them, but their opinions about the story and the characters really matter to me.

A man given to pride is usually proud of the wrong thing.

I call it [Donald's Trump plan] trumped-up trickle-down, because that's exactly what it would be. That is not how we grow the economy.

Every man must be like Stephen Hawking. His body is here on earth, but his mind walks in the universe!

Being dead broke is the Root of all Evil.

A social contract is the way out of this dilemma for corporations that want to lead in the 21st century by showing consumers how seriously they take customer loyalty and goodwill.

The love that lasts longest is the love that is never returned.

Women attempt suicide more often because they want to become the priority of those they love rather than always prioritizing them.