Sucking at something is the first step towards being sorta good at something.

We need to encourage our kids to express their feelings. We need to help them find their voice.

Being hungover is like winning the lottery, only they pay you in regret.

Scientists need to invent a way to make DNA work like in cartoons.

But giving up's easy. You know what's hard? To believe in your own worth, to know you've got something special in you even if nobody else can see it. Even when you can't.

Failure is just success rounded down.

Don't worry, it's very clear that the painting was done by a human, most likely a human with one eye removed and a feverent if incorrect understanding of design and anatomy.

We're all already aware of boobies; it is the general state of most people in North America! THANKS, MEDIA AND THE MALE GAZE

I'm totally applying assumed Creative Commons rights and ripping this post from Jason verbatim, since it says everything I want to.

They are "sexcellent". That is a pun for you, you will find lots of puns on the internet! Also: blonde jokes.

If you find you are not understanding my explaination for a joke, hit F5 on your browser and the page will refresh and I will explain it again.

Joy gives you strength.Hope gives you fortitude.Faith gives you courage.Love gives you power.

Deep down inside what i want is a little of me.

If it weren't for a new rule that came into being, we'd have played three years in a row in the championship game.

I'm glad to know that we do have political leaders that believe in God, and that has been true from the days of George Washington.

One more thing," Jace said. "Is there a holy place around here?" “Good idea. If you're going to take on a lair of vampires by yourself, you'd better pray first.

Like those crabs which dress themselves with seaweed, we wear belief and custom.

I never said I'd support Paul Ryan. I'm giving it very serious consideration.

When I was growing up I was an atheist, then an agnostic, and then I had a good eight or ten years of being quite a serious Christian.

The best approach is to dig out and eliminate problems where they were assumed not to exist.

Gratitude is the intention to count-your-blessings every day, every minute, while avoiding, whenever possible, the belief that you need or deserve different circumstances.