Don't worry, it's very clear that the painting was done by a human, most likely a human with one eye removed and a feverent if incorrect understanding of design and anatomy.

We need to encourage our kids to express their feelings. We need to help them find their voice.

Sucking at something is the first step towards being sorta good at something.

Being hungover is like winning the lottery, only they pay you in regret.

Scientists need to invent a way to make DNA work like in cartoons.

But giving up's easy. You know what's hard? To believe in your own worth, to know you've got something special in you even if nobody else can see it. Even when you can't.

Failure is just success rounded down.

We're all already aware of boobies; it is the general state of most people in North America! THANKS, MEDIA AND THE MALE GAZE

I'm totally applying assumed Creative Commons rights and ripping this post from Jason verbatim, since it says everything I want to.

They are "sexcellent". That is a pun for you, you will find lots of puns on the internet! Also: blonde jokes.

If you find you are not understanding my explaination for a joke, hit F5 on your browser and the page will refresh and I will explain it again.

When avarice takes the lead in a state, it is commonly the forerunner of its fall.

When team members trust each other and know that everyone is capable of admitting when they're wrong, then conflict becomes nothing more than the pursuit of truth or the best possible answer.

There's no glory like those who save their country.

To do the best that I possibly could in my world makes me pretty happy.

Howard and Shirley were clothed, always, in an invisible layer of decorum that they never laid aside.

...You know something, don't you?" "I know lots of things--your inquiry needs to be more specific." "Just answer the question." "True/false or multiple choice?

It behooves those who take the young to task to leave them room for excuse, lest they drive them to be hardened by too much rebuke.

To be honest, if I wanted to, I could talk all night about my members too but I won't do that.

All the standard equations of mathematical physics can be separated and solved in Kerr geometry.

We are suffering from a believism that never has believed, and a receivism that never has received, and it leads to deceivism.