If you ever see me getting beaten by the police, put down the video camera and come help me.

I lost my job, well I didn't lose it, I know where it is, there's just some other guy doing it now.

Go on, try weasel, try squirrel; it tastes like chicken, it tastes just like chicken! If it tastes just like chicken, why don't you gimme some damn chicken?

Animals may be our friends, but they won't pick you up at the airport.

Quit everything until you find something that you just cannot quit.

America’s one of the finest countries anyone ever stole.

Well, I'm an uncle now ... don't know if I'm a good one. My nephew asked me the difference between a hamster and a gerbil and I told him I thought there was more dark meat on a gerbil.

What's the difference between a Dice Clay concert and a Klan rally? Nothing. Trick question.

When I was a baby I had no teeth. I couldn't get a job and I couldn't eat meat.

I retired from acting the same time they stopped hiring me. But following my own thing of making these small indie movies has been the happiest I've ever been.

How can you be a vegetarian atheist and own a gun? Well, that's who I am.

It is when suffering finds a voice andsets our nerves quivering that this pity comes troubling us.

Our founders made it extraordinarily difficult to amend the Constitution.

When you perceive yourself as spirit, you will not simply feel love - you will BE love.

In a distant age and climate, the tragic scene of the death of Hosein will awaken the sympathy of the coldest reader.

I can't very well tell my batters don't hit it to him. Wherever they hit it, he's there anyway (Mays).

Shane McMahon had that tremendous match at WrestleMania with the Undertaker. He's fearless.

You don't always do the same things you've done the night before. That's what makes playing live so interesting as opposed to being in the studio.

Faith is not something you have to get. It's something that you, as a bornagain child of God, already have. Act on it by releasing it to God. That's when your healing starts!

Morals - all correct moral laws - derive from the instinct to survive. Moral behavior is survival behavior above the individual level.

Adron always had a thing for expensive ho’s with the intelligence of backwash. You look like you actually have both a brain and a soul. (Zarina)